Jokes:

A very wealthy man had a Birthday party and he invited everyone in his town. In his Mansion he had A Big pool Filledwith alligators. So he announced that anyone who was able to swim across the pool and comeout unarmed would be granted three wishes. Immediately there was complete silencenobody wanted to risk his or her life. All of a Sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and he Successfully came out alive. He was then Given a Round of Applause Everyone was anxious to know what Give the man the courage to do it But then the host asked, "What are your three wishes?" The man replied, "Give me A Shotgun and 3 Rounds of Shells (bullets) and show me the idiot that pushed me inside the Pool.